We should just forfeit and save stress on the pitching staff. What’s the point, anyway? We’re DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!

Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – September 03, 2011 – ESPN.

Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – September 02, 2011 – ESPN.

OH NO the Chinese are going to buy the Dodgers! Whatever shall we do?

This is the home stretch, guys. You don’t even have to play that well to make the postseason.

Probably won’t mean anything.

Statistics and common sense will tell you that the Cubs can’t possibly keep being so terrible with runners on base. Of course, statistics and common sense will tell you that the top franchise in the early history of baseball, playing in one of the nation’s largest cities, won’t go more than a century without winning the World Series.

Destroy them.

Arizona Diamondbacks vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – August 20, 2011 – ESPN.

Just checking in on some ex-Braves and ex-Braves prospects…

Chuck James has had a couple of bullpen stints with the Twins this year, his first major league action since 2008. His first one he didn’t give up a run; his second was fairly disastrous and his ERA stands at 6.10. They seem to have been using him as a long reliever, not a lefty specialist. His minor league ERA is 1.86.

No lead is safe.

Isn’t it odd that with all this beard stuff in San Francisco, Tim Lincecum, pothead, hasn’t so much as grown a goofy mustache? My assumption is that he just hasn’t gone through puberty yet.

Cain and Lincecum time. Well, maybe the Jurrjens of the first half will show up tonight.

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