Florida Marlins vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – September 29, 2010 – ESPN.

“So Mac,” people ask me, “What do you wonder about Jeff Francoeur?” Then I say, “Well, I look upon him as a figure of tragedy. What if Jeff Francoeur were Hamlet?” And they say, “Well, it would probably be a much shorter play.” And I think, they’re probably right.

Florida Marlins vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – September 28, 2010 – ESPN.

Florida Marlins vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – September 27, 2010 – ESPN.

Atlanta Braves vs. Washington Nationals – Box Score – September 26, 2010 – ESPN.

Atlanta Braves vs. Washington Nationals – Box Score – September 25, 2010 – ESPN.

Atlanta Braves vs. Washington Nationals – Box Score – September 24, 2010 – ESPN.

Home teams in CAPS.

Alabama 41, ARKANSAS 31
Georgia 20, MISS ST 15
FLORIDA 26 Kentucky 14
MISSISSIPPI 13 Fresno 10
South Carolina 24 AUBURN 21
West Virginia 21 LSU 20
UAB 7 TENNESSEE 6

Atlanta Braves vs. Philadelphia Phillies – Box Score – September 22, 2010 – ESPN.

My photoshop (actually, photoshop knockoff) skills aren’t quite up to this, but anyway:

Atlanta Braves vs. Philadelphia Phillies – Box Score – September 21, 2010 – ESPN.

Now, by overwhelming popular demand, Dane Cook falling from a great height to almost certain death.

Atlanta Braves vs. Philadelphia Phillies – Box Score – September 20, 2010 – ESPN.

And now, Jeff Francoeur riding a hippopotamus.

Atlanta Braves vs. New York Mets – Box Score – September 19, 2010 – ESPN.

And now, by popular demand, Joe West being devoured by Jörmungandr the World Serpent:

Atlanta Braves vs. New York Mets – Box Score – September 18, 2010 – ESPN.

Home teams in bold.

Alabama 41, Duke 6
Arkansas 21, Georgia 19
Ole Miss 24, Vandy 14
Kentucky 51, Akron 7
Auburn 27, Clemson 26
South Carolina 72, Furman 0
LSU 12, MSU 10
Florida 63, Tennessee 0

Atlanta Braves vs. New York Mets – Box Score – September 17, 2010 – ESPN.

Your guess is as good as mine, all right? Now, here’s a duck with the head of Jeff Francoeur.

Washington Nationals vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – September 15, 2010 – ESPN.

“Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. ” – Ancient proverb
“Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.” – Cyril Connolly

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Washington Nationals vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – September 14, 2010 – ESPN.

Washington Nationals vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – September 13, 2010 – ESPN.

“Hello, I’m Melky Cabrera. I’m here to eat Cheetos and, failing that, play baseball, and I’m all out of Cheetos. No, wait, I found another case. I’m good, carry on.”

St. Louis Cardinals vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – September 12, 2010 – ESPN.

St. Louis Cardinals vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – September 11, 2010 – ESPN.

St. Louis Cardinals vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – September 10, 2010 – ESPN.

Because I forgot that Auburn and MSU were playing on Thursday night, that’s why. Home teams in crimson.

St. Louis Cardinals vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – September 09, 2010 – ESPN.