Atlanta Braves vs. Minnesota Twins – Box Score – June 13, 2010 – ESPN.

A win today would be nice — but the road trip has already gone about as well as could reasonably be expected.

Atlanta Braves vs. Minnesota Twins – Box Score – June 12, 2010 – ESPN.

Doomed, I tell you! Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Atlanta Braves vs. Minnesota Twins – Box Score – June 11, 2010 – ESPN.

Minnesota, the only U.S. state which is technically part of the Scandinavian peninsula, is known as the “Land of 10,000 Lakes”, all of which are frozen. It was easy to count the lakes as there is nothing else to do in Minnesota.

Atlanta Braves vs. Arizona Diamondbacks – Box Score – June 10, 2010 – ESPN.

Atlanta Braves vs. Arizona Diamondbacks – Box Score – June 09, 2010 – ESPN.

There’s a trip to Colorado later this year, but they don’t start too late.

Atlanta Braves vs. Arizona Diamondbacks – Box Score – June 08, 2010 – ESPN.

This video is entirely UBubba’s fault for bringing up Jimmy Webb yesterday.

Atlanta Braves vs. Arizona Diamondbacks – Box Score – June 07, 2010 – ESPN.

Arizona, or the Arid Zone, is thus known because it is so hot and dry that it was uninhabitable until the invention of modern hydraulic technology, air conditioning, deodorant, and refusing to go outside until two hours after sunset.

Atlanta Braves vs. Los Angeles Dodgers – Box Score – June 06, 2010 – ESPN.

Atlanta Braves vs. Los Angeles Dodgers – Box Score – June 05, 2010 – ESPN.

Actually, I had one idea, but I didn’t want to spend it on a weekend. Here’s a video.

Atlanta Braves vs. Los Angeles Dodgers – Box Score – June 04, 2010 – ESPN.

Los Angeles, Spanish for “The Angels“, is technically the nation’s second-largest city and metropolitan area, but is really more of a place where a whole lot of people happen to live than an actual municipality. The borders of the L.A. metropolitan area are indistinct and at times reach into several adjoining states and the sovereign nation of Mexico. This explains why the city’s other baseball team is in Anaheim and its football teams are in Oakland and St. Louis.

Atlanta Braves vs. Los Angeles Dodgers – Box Score – June 03, 2010 – ESPN.

It begins, of course, with yesterday’s flight to LA, which is still going on. As you know if you’ve ever flown from Atlanta to California, the flight can take several years. The in-flight movie is Berlin Alexanderplatz. Pilots have been known to hijack their own planes and divert them to anywhere else just to get a chance to land. Roving gangs of coach passengers hunt flight attendants to ward off starvation. Homer’s Odyssey was originally based upon a single one-way trip from Atlanta to San Diego.

Philadelphia Phillies vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – June 02, 2010 – ESPN.

Whee, ten days in a row of road games, mostly on the West Coast! Pack plenty of clothes, guys.

Philadelphia Phillies vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – June 01, 2010 – ESPN.

Can we just skip June this year and go straight to July?