Washington Nationals vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – June 30, 2010 – ESPN.

Who the heck is “Craig Stammen”? That doesn’t even look like a real last name.

Washington Nationals vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – June 29, 2010 – ESPN.

He just knows how to win!

Washington Nationals vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – June 28, 2010 – ESPN.

Dare we stand up to Strasburg? Can we even bear to gaze upon his sheer beauty?

Detroit Tigers vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – June 27, 2010 – ESPN.

I mean, if Kenshin Kawakami can win a game, who knows what could happen?

Detroit Tigers vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – June 26, 2010 – ESPN.

Because we want to maximize the heat.

Detroit Tigers vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – June 25, 2010 – ESPN.

Boo!

Atlanta Braves vs. Chicago White Sox – Box Score – June 24, 2010 – ESPN.

Atlanta Braves vs. Chicago White Sox – Box Score – June 23, 2010 – ESPN.

It sounds like an adjective. Like, “That song was totally Melky!” or “Yuck, these peaches are all Melky”. What do you think it means?

Atlanta Braves vs. Chicago White Sox – Box Score – June 22, 2010 – ESPN.

Chicago is the largest city in Illinois and the third largest city in the United States, although it still hasn’t really accepted that Los Angeles is larger. The name “Chicago” derives from an Indian word meaning “wild garlic”, which residents eat by the handful, thereby leading to the city’s popular nickname “The Windy City”. Chicago’s extensive suburbs, which reach into Indiana and Wisconsin, are known as “Chicagoland” because it was the dumbest name the marketers could think of on short notice.

Kansas City Royals vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – June 20, 2010 – ESPN.

He has no excuse for that crap. Not even “I’m an American League pitcher and didn’t know any better”. Of course, the Braves will never have a chance at any retaliation, but he definitely has it coming.

Kansas City Royals vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – June 19, 2010 – ESPN.

We shall prevail due to our mastery of the little things! Okay, time to bunt!

Kansas City Royals vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – June 18, 2010 – ESPN.

Seriously, what a jackass.

Tampa Bay Rays vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – June 17, 2010 – ESPN.

I got nothing.

Tampa Bay Rays vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – June 16, 2010 – ESPN.

I am getting worried about the Braves’ continued affection for AAA outfielders who can run but who can’t hit; apparently, Gwinnett is less a baseball team than a track club. The latest came yesterday:

Tampa Bay Rays vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – June 15, 2010 – ESPN.

You would think that an interleague series between two first-place teams, the team with the best road record in baseball at the team with the best home record in baseball, would get a lot of national attention. Somehow, I doubt it.